The Hotwives

Conception

Plot

Cast

Season one – ''The Hotwives of Orlando'' (2014)

Main cast

• Andrea Savage as Veronica Von Vandervon: "The Cougar" – A wealthy and classy woman who is known for her vulgar sense of humor and is always on the prowl for younger men. She often insists on explaining her overly suggestive jokes. She speaks in an English accent, although it is later revealed in the reunion that she is in fact not British and only sounds that way because she is white and rich. The sex-obsessed Veronica is an independent businesswoman and the heiress to the "Hot Holes, Heavy Putting" mini-golf fortune.
• Angela Kinsey as Crystal Simmons: "The Religious Zealot" – A devout Christian and local Orlando weather girl. However, she claims to not have actually read the Bible because "it’s written in Jewish." She is known for her "holier than thou" attitude and being judgmental of everyone, especially of her younger sister, Amanda.
• Kristen Schaal as Amanda Simmons: "The Drug Addled Former Child Star" – Crystal's younger sister and a former child star who made her claim-to-fame as the "Florida Prune Juice girl" in a number of commercials as a child. She claims her substance abuse issues are behind her. She is not technically a wife as she is chronically single, but has hopes that being on the show will help her regain her fame.
• Danielle Schneider as Shauna Maducci: "The Bankrupt Overspender" – The brassy Italian-American hotwife with anger control problems. She is addicted to shopping and is constantly fighting with everyone from her husband, Anthony, to her "best friend" Tawny. She and her husband are on the verge of bankruptcy, which she is single-handedly responsible for because of her overspending habits.
• Tymberlee Hill as Phenomenon "Phe Phe" Reed: "The Entrepreneur" – The flashy African-American hotwife known for "speaking her mind", referring to herself in the third person, and coining catchphrases involving her name, such as "I'm just bein' Phe Phe!". Her "entrepreneurial" pursuits include lawyer, foot model, and aspiring taxidermist, among other careers.
• Casey Wilson as Tawny St. John: "The Trophy Wife" – The self-obsessed, gold-digging trophy hotwife who is cheating on her much older husband, Phil, with her fitness trainer, Heath. She defends her actions by claiming that Phil is dying, when he in fact just has allergies. She seemingly has no real marketable skills other than attending charity events, partying, and making music videos, although she has recently attempted to release her own cosmetic products such as her new line of "eyebrow extensions", and also runs a charity called "Classy Canines", which supplies high heels for dogs.

  Supporting and recurring cast

• Paul Scheer as Matty Green – The show's executive producer who appears in every episode to plug his after-show, "The Hotwives Cooldown".
• Joey McIntyre as Heath – Tawny's fitness trainer with whom she's having an affair while her husband is on his deathbed.
• Stephen Tobolowsky as Phil – Tawny's much older, wealthy husband, who she thinks is dying, or she hopes is dying anyway. He is completely oblivious to the fact that Tawny is having an affair with Heath.
• Matt Besser as Anthony – Shauna's husband. He and Shauna are constantly fighting and both appear to hate each other.
• Jerry Minor as Rodney – Phe Phe's constantly cheating husband. He works as a sports mascot. He and Phe Phe later get divorced after she catches him in bed with another woman.
• Seth Morris as T.J. – Crystal's very controlling husband, who forbids Crystal from most activities because it goes against the Bible, which she has not read because he claims it is in "Jewish".
• Dannah Phirman as Alli – A wannabe hotwife who is often seen hanging around the ladies, usually trying to spread gossip. She isn't a hotwife but likes to tell everyone she could be.
• Sterling Knight as Billy – Veronica's under-aged boyfriend. He is not very smart.
• Jeff Hiller as Antoine Donner – The party planner often hired by the ladies.

Season two – ''The Hotwives of Las Vegas'' (2015)

• Casey Wilson as Jenfer Beudon: "The Southern Bitch" – Cocky, southern, white-trash, and very pregnant. Best friends with First Lady until she became pregnant with Ace's baby. Writer of "The Loneliest Fingertip", a children's book based on her lack of fingertip on her right hand.
• Angela Kinsey as Stephanie: "The First Lady" – A highly tailored, uptight snob. Was married to the former mayor of the Vegas Strip. Creator of the Anorexi-Yeah! "food" line. Former best friends with Jenfer, then enemies, then the adopted mother of Jenfer's baby.
• Andrea Savage as Ivanka Silversan: "The Ex-Model" – A European former model, she believes she is the standard of beauty and perfection, as is her family. Sister-in-law of Callie. Tries to get her infant daughter Lola into modeling, but is horrified to learn that the baby is "too fat".
• Tymberlee Hill as Phenomenon "Phe Phe" Reed: "The Entrepreneur" – Smart, outspoken, always juggling several jobs. Newly relocated to Las Vegas from Orlando. Introduced to the series as First Lady's college roommate, Phe Phe is a real-life judge and all-around renaissance woman.
• Dannah Phirman as Leona Carpeze: "The Matriarch" – A tough, straight-talking broad. Matriarch of the group and self-appointed peace keeper. Owner of the strip club and buffet "Venus's Mound", Leona has a hard time letting go of her dependent son Junior, who is 30 years old.
• Danielle Schneider as Denise Funt: "The Divorcée" – Neurotic, needy, and recently divorced. A new housewife in the "Las Vegas" cast, Denise is introduced as Leona's neighbor. Easily guilted into situations, her bipolar rages come out at various times, such as when Phe Phe steals a chair from her.
• Erinn Hayes as Callie Silversan: "The Wiccan" – A sensuous, mysterious, raven-haired witch and wiccan. Her brother Vance is married to Ivanka, and the two women have a relationship fraught with anger, due to Callie's deep embrace of witchcraft and Ivanka's overall lack of empathy for other people besides herself. In the reunion, it is revealed that she has a husband named Tim, who was present for the entire season but edited out for being too uninteresting.

  Supporting and recurring cast

• Paul Scheer as Matty Green and Vance Silversan – Matty is the show's executive producer who appears in every episode to plug his after-show, "The Hotwives Cooldown". Vance is Ivanka's magician husband who has an oddly close relationship with his sister Callie.
• Keegan-Michael Key as Ace – The fame hungry husband of Jenfer. Was in a relationship with Stephanie but dumped her for Jenfer.
• LaMonica Garrett as Adonis – Phe Phe's con man husband.
• Matt Besser as Kelly – Denise's boyfriend who was a popular impressionist in the '90s known for his 873 voices.
• Jon Gabrus as Junior – Leona's adult son who is entirely dependent on her.

  ''Hotwives of Orlando'' appearances

• Angela Kinsey as Crystal Simmons – The devout Christian Hotwife of Orlando. She appears during "The Hotwives Cooldown" to discuss Jenfer's pregnancy.
• Jeff Hiller as Antoine Donner – The party planner from Orlando who flies to Las Vegas to plan a party for Ivanka.
• Kristen Schaal as Amanda Simmons – Now 760 days sober, Amanda is supposed to deliver a speech at the AA convention but falls off the wagon when she reconnects with Phe-Phe and unwillingly drinks vodka.
• Danielle Schneider as Shauna Maducci – She appears during "The Hotwives Cooldown", where she immediately starts rambling on violence.

''Real Housewives'' counterparts

• Tawny St. John is largely based on a mash-up of The Real Housewives of Orange Countys Tamra Barney and Gretchen Rossi.
• Shauna Maducci is largely based on The Real Housewives of New Jerseys Teresa Giudice.
• Phenomenon "Phe Phe" Reed is largely based on a mash-up of The Real Housewives of Atlantas Nene Leakes and Phaedra Parks.
• Veronica Von Vandervon is largely based on a mash-up of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillss Lisa Vanderpump and The Real Housewives of New Yorks Sonja Morgan.
• Crystal Simmons is largely based on a mash-up of The Real Housewives of Orange Countys Alexis Bellino and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillss Kyle Richards.
• Amanda Simmons is largely based on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillss Kim Richards.

• "First Lady" Stephanie is largely based on The Real Housewives of New York Citys LuAnn de Lesseps.
• Leona Carpeze is largely based on The Real Housewives of New Jerseys Caroline Manzo.
• Ivanka Silversan is largely based on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillss Yolanda Foster with storyline parallels to The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Melissa Gorga.
• Callie Silversan is largely based on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillss Carlton Gebbia with storyline parallels to The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Guidice.
• Denise Funt is largely based on a mash-up of The Real Housewives of Orange Countys Shannon Beador and The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillss Taylor Armstrong.
• Jenfer Beudon is largely based on The Real Housewives of Atlantas Kim Zolciak.

Episodes

Season 1: ''The Hotwives of Orlando'' (2014)

Season 2: ''The Hotwives of Las Vegas'' (2015)

Broadcast

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