Hell-O! is the debut album by Gwar. The album was released on September 11, 1988, on Shimmy Disc Records. Gwar's angle on the album is that of a morbid punk band obsessed with, violence and toilet humor. The songs generally support the theme of the group quite well, expanding the band's concept to comic proportions and supporting the back story.
Overview
The band play sooth-sayers to the United States and modern human civilization in general, who have come to torture and enslave Earth for their own perverse sadistic pleasures. Despite having superpowers, Gwar is not without enemies - a character known as Techno-Destructo has followed the band to Earth to recruit them to serve "The Master" in a holy jihad against the universe. Don Drakulich plays Techno on the album. Other songs follow similarly crazy themes - the "Gwar Theme" is a car-eating anthem, "Je M' Appelle J. Cousteau" features famous aquanaut Jacques-Yves Cousteau in a Dada-esque romp, and "AEIOU" disputes whether the English alphabet is the property ofSatan or Gor-Gor. "Rock N' Roll Party Town", the first song ever written by the band, concludes the album in scenes of rock debauchery vaguely reminiscent of Kiss. The original vinyl album contained a comic book about the band, featuring artwork parodying Picasso'sGuernica and poking fun at the "this is your brain on drugs" commercials. The album's cover art features the band gleefully terrorizing Earthlings and bulldozing their bodies into ditches. Musically and conceptually, the record fits in with and came from the arty 80s noise rock or "scum rock" scene with similarities to grunge, funny punk, punk, hardcore and heavy metal. This last genre would be where the band would move on later releases. As such, when the album was released on CD, it was remastered to bring out the bass and make the production smoother. However, the original vinyl release finds the band squarely in the punk or indie rock universe. In this context, producer Kramer's work on the album makes sense.
Release
Shimmy Disc released "Hell-O!" on cassette and on vinyl 33 format. The vinyl album was produced in regular black vinyl and a limited rare red vinyl, which was limited to 500 copies. The European Shimmy Disc release of Hell-O! features a bonus track, "Black And Huge," found on Gwar's next album, Scumdogs of the Universe. The song found on some copies of Hell-O! is an earlier version, and is the first Gwar song to feature Michael Derks as a member. The remastered Metal Blade release of the album does not feature this song. This version of the song fits in with Hell-O! more than it does with Scumdogs, as the guitars are not tuned down a half-step, and the tempo is faster. A video for the track was also filmed and included on the TVD and The Next Mutation video collections.
Reception
The album is a divisive point among fans of the band, who generally love it or hate it. Hell-O is the least-frequently played album in concert and discussed by the band in interviews, although this could be because the band's line-up has changed to the point where no one from this period has remained a constant member of the band. "Gwar Theme" and "Pure As The Arctic Snow" are the two songs most often played live, and occasionally, the band will play a medley of songs from the album, ranging anywhere from three songs to twelve songs, which is more than half the album. On the other side of the fence, detractors of the album criticize its raw production. Chuck Varga, who played The Sexecutioner, posted on the Gwar fan page that he was so disgusted with the sound quality of the recording that he walked out of the session after hearing a few tracks. "I know the band's music and it sounded much better than it did on Hello," he said, going on to say that producer Mark Kramer "didn't care how Gwar sounded" and "gave us one of the most embarrassingly recorded LP's in history." The quality of the production is further indicated by the length of the recording session - the course of a single weekend. However, consensus across the board is that the album wasn't as bad as We Kill Everything.
When the beginning of the song "Öllie North" is played backwards, the actual beginning of the song happens to be a slurred rendition of a part of the bridge to "Careless Whisper".
The Dutch release of this album contains the bonus track "Black & Huge" as track 17. Early cassette & the vinyl releases also include the song "Black & Huge".
Originally this album, Scumdogs of the Universe and America Must Be Destroyed were the only Gwar albums to be released on vinyl. This changed with the recent releases of Lust in Space and Bloody Pit of Horror on picture discs.
In 2004, this was supposed to be re-released with Scumdogs of the Universe on DRT, but that never came to pass.
