The Temperance Seven
The Temperance Seven is a British band originally active in the 1960s, specialising in 1920s-style jazz music. They were known for their surreal performances.
Career
The Temperance Seven was founded at Christmas 1955 by students at the Chelsea School of Art, though the band mythologized its foundation as dating from 1904 at the fictitious Pasadena Cocoa Rooms, Balls Pond Road, North London. The three founder members were Paul McDowell, Philip Harrison and Brian Innes. Gradually the band evolved into a nine-piece ensemble with a light-hearted and humorous performing style, although they were all serious musicians. The name "Temperance Seven" was suggested by Douggie Gray, of the Alberts fame. The Alberts were cult figures in the art scene in the mid 1950s and were forerunners of the sort of humour that became Monty Python.. The Temperance Seven was a subtle play on words - the number seven being "one under the eight". That there were nine members or "one over the eight" implied intemperance.In 1960, they recorded "Ukulele Lady" with vocal refrain by Peter Sellers, produced by George Martin. It was featured on Parlophone PMC 1131, a 12-inch album called Peter and Sophia.
In 1961, the Temperance Seven achieved national fame with the #1 hit "You're Driving Me Crazy", arranged by Frank Skinner and produced by George Martin. It was quickly followed by "Pasadena", which reached No. 4 in the UK Singles Chart. They toured the UK widely that year, often in shows promoted by their manager Ralph Peters and their performances acquired a set routine beginning with the last few bars of "Pasadena" and ending with the stirring strains of the "Gaumont-British News". By the summer of 1961 their fame was such that they appeared at the London Palladium for a two-week top of the bill performance. This was arranged by Ralph in combination with an appearance at that year's Royal Variety Performance.
Before the band became known nationally, Paul McDowell had also been a member of the Experimental Theatre Club revue, with Ian Davidson, Robin Grove-White and Doug Fisher. At the time, they had been performing their show, called "****", at the Edinburgh Fringe, but after the runaway success of "You're Driving Me Crazy", McDowell had to quit the group to tour with his band. This prompted Davidson to look for a replacement, and he found Terry Jones, future Monty Python member, who thus obtained his first chance to be part of the revue.
The Temperance Seven came to popularity during the resurgent trad-jazz era of the early 1960s. Their unique sound, coupled with their musicianship and ingeniously humorous compositions, set them apart from their contemporaries; however, they arrived at the cusp of that era and as popular tastes changed with the emergence of the Beatles, the Temperance Seven gradually slipped into obscurity, although the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band and Bob Kerr's Whoopee Band attempted to wear their mantle for several years whilst claiming no affiliation.
The Temperance Seven is also listed as the band for Spike Milligan and John Antrobus' stage play The Bed-Sitting Room, which opened at the Mermaid Theatre on 31 January 1963, with a subsequent production opening on 3 May 1967 at the Saville Theatre.
The original Temperance Seven were dissolved in the mid 1960s, but the band was resurrected in the latter part of that decade by drummer Dave Mills, who had replaced Brian Innes in 1966 and led the band for several years, firstly as The New Temperance Seven, and was instrumental in arranging their appearances in Hong Kong and Bahrain, where he eventually settled to be replaced by Ian Howarth. The band continued to perform with new personnel and, from time to time, original members made guest appearances. During the 1980s, Chris Hook took over leadership of the band. The personnel have not changed since that time and the band continues to work around the UK. Many members of the original band reunited for a BBC Radio programme about the group in 2003.
Members
The Temperance Seven dressed in a manner appropriate to the style of music they played. Some members also went under preposterous pseudonyms emphasised by the wearing of a minor yet conspicuous item of clothing – Colin Bowles a dog collar and John R.T. Davies a fez. "Josef Kronk", who supposedly arranged The Temperance Seven 1961 LP, was the collective pseudonym for the band. The early personnel included:- Clifford Bevan
- Joe Clark
- "Canon" Colin Bowles
- Alan Swainston Cooper
- John R.T. Davies "Sheik Haroun of Wadi el Yadounir"
- Martin Fry
- John Gieves-Watson
- Phillip "Fingers" Harrison
- Cephas Howard "Captain, cashiered"
- Brian Innes "Professor Emeritus"
- "Whispering" Paul McDowell
- Ted Wood
- Melvyn Robinson
- Ray Whittam
- Bobby Mickleburgh
- Bill Greenow
- Mac White
- Malcolm Everson
- Will Hastie
- Geoff Simkins
- Bert Murray
- Chris Hook -
- Dave Mills
- Ian Howarth
- Graham Collicott
Selected discography
Singles
- "You're Driving Me Crazy" / "Charley My Boy" – UK No. 1
- "Pasadena" / "Sugar" – UK No. 4
- "Hard Hearted Hannah" / "Chili Bom Bom" – UK No. 28
- "Charleston" / "Black Bottom" – UK No. 22
- "Sahara" / "Everybody Loves My Baby"
- "Runnin' Wild" / "The Mooche"
- "Shake" / "Bye Bye Baby"
- "Ain't She Sweet" / "Seven And Eleven"
- "Thanks for the Melody" / "Easy Money"
- "From Russia With Love" / "PCQ"
- "Letkiss" / "Tajkaedi"
- "Miss Elizabeth Brown" / "Crazy"
- "Shepherd of the Hills"
- "Mach II March" / "Me and Jane in a Plane"
- "Pasadena" / "You're Driving Me Crazy"
- "You're Driving Me Crazy" / "Charley My Boy"
- "You're Driving Me Crazy" / "Charley My Boy"
Paul McDowell solo single
- "Frankie"
EPs
- "The Temperance Seven Inch Record"
- "The Temperance Seven"
- "The Charleston and other selections"
- "1961"
- "Runnin' Wild"
Albums
- The Temperance Seven Plus 1 – Tiger Rag – UK No. 19
- The Temperance Seven 1961 – UK #8
- BBC Sessions
- Family Album
- Direct from the Ballspond Cocoa Rooms
- The New Temperance Seven
- The New Temperance Seven in Sweden
- The Temperance Seven in Hong Kong
- 21 Years On
- Tea for Eight
- 33 Not Out
- The Writing on the Wall
- Pasadena and the Lost Cylinders: Music from the Archives
- Live & In Full Colour – Part 1
- Live & In Full Colour – Part 2
- The Parlophone Recordings Vol.1 1960–1962
- The Parlophone Recordings Vol.2 1962–1965
- Those BBC Years
Other appearances
- "Ukulele Lady" on the album Peter and Sophia
- The Alberts, The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band, The Temperance Seven
- By Jingo It's British Rubbish
Filmography
- It's Trad, Dad!
- Take Me Over
- The Wrong Box
- The Temperance Seven in Hong Kong