Spite and Malice, also known as Cat and Mouse or Screw Your Neighbor, is a traditional card game for two or more players. It is a reworking of the late 19th century Continental game Crapette and is a form of competitive solitaire, with a number of variations that can be played with two or three regular decks of cards. A commercial variation sold by Hasbro is called Spite and Malice; a variation sold by Mattel is called Skip-Bo.
Game play
The deck consists of three regular playing card decks with the jokers removed, although the United States Playing Card Company's version of the game uses two 52-card decks. The rank of the cards is ace low and proceeding normally up to queen, which is the highest card in the deck. Kings are wild and may substitute for any other card rank except ace. Suits have no bearing on the game. The game is usually played with 2 to 4 players. The object is to be the first person to move all the cards in your goal pile into the playing piles. Players cut for the deal, with the highest card winning. Dealer deals 26 cards to each player. The players do not look at these cards but simply collect them into a pile called the goal pile. Once each goal pile is dealt, the top card is turned over by each player and placed face up on the pile. All undealt cards are left face down in a stack placed central to all players called the draw pile. There are three kinds of piles in Spite and Malice:
Goal piles
*Each player tries to play through his goal pile. The one doing so first wins.
*If a player cannot play the card in his goal pile, he may attempt to block someone else from playing.
Playing piles
*Play piles are community piles used by all players.
*There are a maximum of four playing piles open at any one time.
*Each playing pile is opened with an ace.
*Playing proceeds upward in normal rank all the way to the Queen.
*Once a queen is played on a playing pile, that pile is dead and it is removed from the immediate playing area until enough cards are collected to shuffle them and return them to the draw pile.
Discard piles
*Discard piles belong only to the player who made them; players may not interfere with or play from one another's discard piles.
*Each player has a maximum of four discard piles.
*Playing a card into a discard pile ends the player's turn and passes it on to the next player.
*The cards played into the discard piles must be played out in reverse order of their being laid down; one must remove cards from the top of discard piles when putting them into the playing piles.
*Players often organize their discard piles by being all of the same number or by descending card ranks so that they may be played sequentially.
*Players cannot discard an ace.
Play
Play starts with the dealer and goes around the table in a clockwise fashion. Each turn starts with a player drawing from the common draw pile to give themself a five-card hand. They then make whatever plays they can until they have no more plays that they want to do, and then they discard a card from their hand into their personal discard area, which they must if they have 5 cards in their hand, but if they have 4 or less cards in their hand they don't have to put one out in their personal discard area. If they put all 5 cards out or put the fifth card out on their personal discard area they pick up 5 more cards and continues. They may ONLY put one card out on their personal discard area and may NOT play a buried card in their personal discard area when they are playing. When they put a card out on their personal discard area and have 1 or more cards left in their hand, their turn is over The best move would be to play the goal card directly on a playing pile. If this is not possible, the player may use the cards in their hand to put cards into the playing piles and "play up" to the value of the goal card. If the player cannot do either of these things, the turn might simply consist of making a discard to one of their four discard piles. However, if all five cards in the hand can be played in the playing piles, resulting in running out of cards before making a discard, that player may draw five more playing cards to replenish their hand. It is possible, if not probable, for this to happen more than once, or even a few times in a row, before someone is forced to make a discard because they cannot make any further plays. Once a discard is made, the turn moves to the next player. That person starts their turn by drawing cards from the draw pile to make their five-card hand. On someone's first turn they will always draw five cards, but on subsequent turns they will draw however many cards are required. For example, suppose they are able to play three cards and then ends their first turn with their discard. On the next turn, they would have one card left in their hand and would then draw four more to reconstitute a five-card hand. If a player's only possible move on their first play is to discard because they have no playable card on the playing piles, they would discard one card, leaving them with four, in which case on their next turn they would simply draw one card to end up with the standard five-card hand. No matter how many cards are able to be played, a turn ends with a player placing a card from their hand into one of their discard piles. If everyone has a high goal card at the start of play, there may be many turns where the players draw just one card and then decide which card to add to the discard piles until someone gets a sufficient number of cards saved up in the discard piles of cards to reach their high number. Or one person may end up with a low goal card and, in reaching that one and then ending their turn, they will have unavoidably helped someone else to reach their higher number goal card. As play continues, many cards can accumulate in the discard piles. In order to make your goal card or prevent your opponent from reaching theirs, you can use cards from both your hand and your discard piles during your turn.
Scoring
After each hand has ended, scoring takes place. Only the player who cleared their goal pile can score: They score five points for clearing the goal pile and one point per card left in their opponents' goal piles. If, in the rare instance that the draw pile is exhausted and there is no possible way to furnish a new one, a drawn hand is declared, and the person closest to a cleared goal pile scores the difference between their opponents' leftover cards and their own. Games are usually played to 25, 50, or 100 points.
Variants
Some rules use unlimited center stacks; they are only removed when the draw stack is depleted. Also, sometimes a rule is employed requiring aces and deuces to be played any time a player is able to do so. Spite and Malice is similar to a game called Misery. It is played with 2 players. Two decks are used instead of three and two piles of 12 per player and a hand of 6. Another variation calls for all piles to be built up to the king, with jokers being used as wild cards. Another variation calls for all piles to be built up to the king, with jokers used as wild cards. One variation calls for one deck for every player with a maximum of four center stacks to be built from ace to queen, with kings as wilds. Another variation requires a natural A and 2 but does permit discarding of pairs of cards, but no more than two cards at a time.
