Simon David Hoggart was an English journalist and broadcaster. He wrote on politics for The Guardian, and on wine for The Spectator. Until 2006 he presented The News Quiz on Radio 4. His journalism sketches have been published in a series of books.
Hoggart joined The Guardian in 1968, later becoming the American correspondent for The Observer, and occasional guest commentator on National Public Radio's Weekend Edition Saturday. Having written on politics for some years in Punch magazine, Hoggart became the Parliamentary sketch writer for The Guardian in 1993. He also wrote a wine column for The Spectator. Hoggart's sketchwriting prowess was still admired into the 2010s – Total Politics note that in 2011 Hoggart had "been a regular tormenter of the prime minister," "especially on the sensitive issue of the PM's bald patch, which Hoggart compared to "a goujon of plaice" from Marks and Spencer." In the early 1980s he chaired the radio comedy show The News Quiz, returning to the show in 1996 for another ten years. In March 2006, Hoggart presented his last edition of The News Quiz commenting: "I'm getting a bit clapped out and jaded, and I think that's beginning to show." In 1998 he was part of BBC Radio 4's 5-part political satire programme Cartoons, Lampoons and Buffoons. He was also a contributor to the Grumpy Old Men and wrote for Punch magazine and an occasional column for New Humanist magazine. Hoggart was also an occasional celebrity panellist on BBC2's antiques quiz show Going, Going, Gone. His published books form an eclectic list, including debunking the supernatural, anecdotes about Parliament, a biography, his thoughts about the United States, a serious political review and collected Christmas round-robin letters. He coined the phrase "the law of the ridiculous reverse", "which states that if the opposite of a statement is plainly absurd, it was not worth making in the first place". When speculation appeared in the News of the World in December 2004 suggesting he was the "third man" in the Kimberly Quinn affair, Hoggart initially denied any involvement before issuing a statement admitting that he had an extra-marital affair with Quinn before her own marriage. The political sex scandal involving Quinn contributed to the resignation of David Blunkett from the Cabinet.
Works
Books
Simon Hoggart, House of Fun, Guardian Books , parliamentary sketches
Simon Hoggart, Send Up the Clowns, Guardian Books
Simon Hoggart, A Long Lunch: My Stories and I'm Sticking to Them John Murray
Simon Hoggart, Life's Too Short to Drink Bad Wine Quadrille Publishing Ltd
Simon Hoggart, The Hands of History: Parliamentary Sketches 1997–2007
Simon Hoggart and Emily Monk, Don't Tell Mum: Hair-raising Messages Home from Gap-year Travellers by Atlantic Books
Simon Hoggart, The Hamster That Loved Puccini: The Seven Modern Sins of Christmas Round-Robin Letters
Simon Hoggart, The Cat That Could Open the Fridge: A Curmudgeon's Guide to Christmas Round-Robin Letters
Simon Hoggart, Punchlines: A Crash Course in English with John Prescott , on Prescottese language
Simon Hoggart, Playing to the Gallery: Parliamentary Sketches from Blair Year Zero , parliamentary sketches
Simon Hoggart and Steve Bell, Live Briefs: A Political Sketch Book , parliamentary sketches, with the Guardian political cartoonist
Simon Hoggart, House of Correction , parliamentary sketches
Simon Hoggart and Mike Hutchinson, Bizarre Beliefs , on "the human desire to believe the unbelievable"
Simon Hoggart, America: A User's Guide , on his experiences living in the United States
Simon Hoggart, House of Cards: A Selection of Modern Political Humour
Simon Hoggart, House of Ill Fame , parliamentary sketches
Simon Hoggart, Back On the House , parliamentary sketches
Simon Hoggart, On the House: The Personalities and the Politics From the Irreverent "Punch" Column , parliamentary sketches