Shut Up You Fucking Baby!


Shut Up, You Fucking Baby! is a double-CD, live comedy album by David Cross. It was nominated for a Grammy for Best Comedy Album in 2004. The cover states the title as "Shut Up, You Baby!" to accommodate stores that would object to the full title.
The album's material is composed largely from shows performed in Portland, Oregon, and in Atlanta, Georgia, Cross's hometown.
A limited triple vinyl edition of 500 was issued by Stand Up! Records. The LP colors were red, white and blue.

Track listing

Disc one

  1. "Lunch with Frankenstein" – 1:31
  2. "Austin Powers Saying 'Yeah Baby'" – 11:10
  3. "You Go, Girl!" – 2:28
  4. "Phone Call from a Cranky Terrorist" – 5:02
  5. "Sex on the Internet!?" – 8:05
  6. "Spider-Man vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag" – 4:55
  7. "Shaving the Pope's Pussy" – 4:08
  8. "Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears" – 5:03
  9. "Fake Tits/Real Beer" – 6:34

    Disc two

  10. "My Wife's Crazy!" – 3:52
  11. "Flying on a Mexican Plane" – 9:40
  12. "Abortion Doctor from Hell!" – 7:25
  13. "Socks and Shoes" – 3:52
  14. "My Daughter's First Date" – 5:15
  15. "Diarrhea Moustache" – 16:03
  16. "If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them" – 22:44
  17. "Goodnight Assholes!" – 5:41
The first track on Disc 1 features a hidden track. The track can be heard by playing the beginning of track one and then using the rewind/search button to go back 1:40.

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