Short Poppies
Short Poppies is a New Zealand mockumentary TV series starring, created and written by Rhys Darby and directed by Jemaine Clement and Michelle Walshe.
It follows real-life entertainment reporter David Farrier as he talks to "extraordinary" New Zealanders who happen to live in the same small fictional town known as "The Bay". At the time of filming, Farrier worked for TVNZ's competitor, MediaWorks.
All eight episodes became available in New Zealand on 1 April 2014 through TVNZ On Demand and became available in the United States on 4 April 2014.
Characters
All of the Short Poppies characters David Farrier interviews are played by Rhys Darby.Terry Pole
Terry Pole is a lifeguard who enters and reclaims the title of "Best Legs" in the local competition. He has a one-sided soulmate relationship with Georgina, is good friends with Policeman Mike and is picked on by the other lifeguards. He is oblivious to most things going on around him, unless it is to do with his legs, including Georgina telling him they are not a couple or that one of the lifeguards has a crush on him.Steve Whittle
Steve Whittle is a ufologist and conspiracy theorist who runs an alien abduction workshop at the library. He lives with his musician girlfriend, Elise and his mother, Tessa who does not like Elise.Ron Taylor
Ron Taylor is an amateur conservationist who loves the sea and establishes a whale watching company after spotting a whale in the bay. He used to work at the local fish and chips shop for Colin. After having his grandfather's boat impounded, Ron and Colin try and steal it back but are caught by Officer Mike. He is phoned by his father who states if he does not get the boat back, he is being relocated to Auckland. By the end of the series, Colin reemploys Ron to help him pay his fines and the two form a new whale watching company after Colin buys an actual boat.Mary Ledbetter
Mary Ledbetter is a 63-year-old married woman who is the town "mover and shaker", a member of the Hillside Hat Collectors Club and the president of the Ladywalkers who prides herself on her ability to criticise but she is more of a busy body, compulsive complainer, gossip and a bigot. Her husband, Brian, is quiet and takes the brunt of her criticism constantly. She lived in Australia for three weeks, which was only for her sister's wedding. She treats her dead stuffed cat, Mitzy, as though it is still alive and is social media inept. She frequents the Blow n Wave Salon where she catches up on gossip and scandal.While Mary comes across as oblivious, it becomes apparent that she is aware that Alex is, in fact, gay.
Bill Napier
Bill is a Department of Conservation head ranger who may be too into nature, however he is very knowledgeable in New Zealand flora and fauna and even shows David a bear. He is in an estranged marriage to Linda and has two children, Flora and Fauna, who have moved to Jelleystone Park. He has a love/hate relationship with his brother-in-law, Tom, who still lives in the town and intentionally goes out of his way to antagonize Bill. He leads a team of rangers. During a staff awards ceremony, he becomes obsessed with his missing coffee mug.Louise Cooper
Louise Cooper is a local artist who "won" a commission to create the town's centerpiece by changing a rejection letter into an acceptance letter. She works as a carpark attendant and is a single mother of a nine-year-old boy, Zeke. At the end of the series, she is dating Rhod and works at Georgina's crystal shop while Georgina is on maternity leave.Rhod Gainer
Rhod Gainer is a local lawyer who is the classic Kiwi bloke and loves cars, beer, the ladies and sexual innuendo. He has a sister, Linda.Hayden Clarke
Hayden Clarke is the producer of the show and a bit of a self-righteous narcissist. He and David work for NZTV.Supporting characters
- David Farrier plays a very similar version to his real life self. He works for NZTV and receives backlash from the edited trailer of the show at the end of the series.
- Brian Ledbetter is the husband of Mary Ledbetter.
- Colin works at the local fish and chip shop and is Ron's former boss. At the end of the series, he reemploys Ron to help him pay his fines.
- Dwayne
- Elsie is the girlfriend of Steve Whittle and suffers from agrophobia.
- Georgina is a citizen of the town. She is possibly American and is pregnant. Lifeguard Terry Pole has an unrequited crush on her and she seems to be a part of the life of each interviewee. She is seen in the park with Policeman Mike and it is alluded that he is the father of her child and that the pair are dating in secret. By the end of the first series, she and Policeman Mike get engaged.
- Jeff Mason is a DJ on the local radio station, Radio NZFM. He also emcees the events that happen in the town.
- Lifeguard Bob works with and picks on Terry.
- Lifeguard Pete works with and picks on Terry. However, Pete may have a crush on Terry.
- Lloyd
- Policeman Mike Davies is the chief police officer in the town who the citizens describe as wearing short shorts. He may be the father of Georgina's child and secretly the pair are dating. He is good friends with lifeguard Terry Pole. Towards the beginning of the series, he didn't sign a release form so his face was blurred. Mid-series, he accuses David Farrier of being the cause of the trouble that has happened since their arrival. Mike is also the Head Fisheries Officer for the town.
- Ranger Gary is part of Bill Napier's team.
- Ranger Haley is part of Bill Napier's team. She is emotionally unstable.
- Ranger Jason is part of Bill Napier's team who replaces any negative comments in the suggestion box with positive ones. He enters against Terry Pole in the Best Legs competition and books a whale watching excursion with Ron and Colin.
- Sameer is a producer at Radio NZFM, the boss of Jeff Mason and the neighbour of Mary Ledbetter. He is kind to Mary even though she thinks he can't understand English and is quite bigoted.
- Tessa Whittle is the mother of Steve Whittle and is protective of her son.
- Tom is Bill Napier's brother-in-law who blames Bill for why his sister left. He also runs a whale watching business against Ron and Colin and competes against Terry in the Best Legs competition.
- Zeke Cooper is Louise Cooper's son who is self-sufficient and very independent. He does all the housework and cooking because his mother is too busy. Based on his love of cars and combustion engines, it is hinted that his father is Rhod Gainer.
Guest characters
- Alex Turnbull is Mary's gay hairdresser who works at Blow n Wave Salon. He states he is not related to Alexander Turnbull.
- Bear Grylls plays a parody version of himself and has no time for the rangers. He complains that Bill and David's camera crew are screwing things up. When asked by Bill why he is eating bugs, he replies that the coffee is too expensive at the ranger hut.
- Karl Marx is the vice president of the car club Rhod Gainer wants to join.
- Lifeguard Jim is the main lifeguard who bullies Terry Pole. He reveals that he does like Terry but in small doses.
- Mr. Neal is Zeke Cooper's principal and Louise's former teacher. He does not like Louise but does like Zeke. He is an avid bee keeper but when the bee escapes and stings Louise, he becomes enraged when Louise kills it.
- Roger Fairweather is an insurance broker who Terry Pole meets with to insure his legs. He reveals to Terry that he hates sharks because one killed his first wife and that his second wife is in a coma.
Episodes