Milk and Scissors


Milk and Scissors is the second album released by alternative country band the Handsome Family. It was released 1996 by Carrot Top Records, and by Scout Releases in the same year.

Track listing

All music by Brett Sparks and all lyrics by Rennie Sparks, except as noted
  1. "Lake Geneva" – 3:11
  2. "Winnebago Skeletons" – 4:13
  3. "Drunk By Noon" – 2:51
  4. "The House Carpenter" – 3:36
  5. "The Dutch Boy" – 3:51
  6. "The King Who Wouldn't Smile" – 2:35
  7. "Emily Shore 1819-1839" – 4:34
  8. "3-Legged Dog" – 4:34
  9. "#1 Country Song" – 3:35
  10. "Amelia Earhart vs. The Dancing Bear" - 3:13
  11. "Tin Foil" - 2:41
  12. "Puddin' Fingers" - 1:41

    Personnelcf. Brett & Rennie Sparks (1996): Credits. In ''Milk And Scissors'' CD booklet. Chicago: Carrot Top Records.