Love, Springfieldian Style


"Love Springfieldian Style" is the twelfth episode of The Simpsons' nineteenth season. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on February 17, 2008, three days after Valentine's Day. It includes three self-contained stories about romance. The three tales are parodies of Bonnie and Clyde, Lady and the Tramp and Sid and Nancy.

Plot

The episode begins on a Valentine's Day afternoon. As a Valentine's Day treat, Homer takes Marge to a carnival, where they leave the kids in order to spend the day with one another in the Tunnel of Love. Inside, the two enjoy each other's company; however, Bart attempts to spoil his parents' happiness by filling the water with Jell-O, causing Homer and Marge's boat to stop. Trapped, Homer decides to pass time by telling Marge the story of Bonnie and Clyde.

Bonnie and Clyde

In 1933, during the Great Depression, Bonnie Parker rejects a man trying to get her attention, saying she is looking for someone exciting. Clyde Barrow then arrives, and after robbing a store, the two run off. Clyde discovers Bonnie's passion is violence, and the two go on a crime spree by robbing banks. After tricking a citizen into helping them, the two garner intense popularity across the country. The citizen they tricked soon realizes what had happened, and snitches to the police after learning they are an unmarried couple. The Texas officers soon arrive, and the cops gun Bonnie and Clyde down. While being shot, Bonnie tells Clyde that she is looking for a man with more excitement, and that they would never have been together.
Back at the Tunnel of love, Bart and Lisa arrive at Homer and Marge's boat, and want them to tell a child-friendly story. Marge tells the story of Shady and the Vamp.

Shady and the Vamp

Vamp is a royal and luxurious female dog. Shady is in love with Vamp and eyes her from a distance, vowing that he will win her. After Shady is trampled by a mob of children, Vamp comforts him, and he asks her out for dinner. The two go to Luigi's, where, after a romantic pasta dinner, the two run off onto a hill when the health inspector comes. In the morning, Vamp wakes up with nauseous feelings, and Shady leaves her, claiming that a fox hunter is near, knowing she is actually pregnant. In a musical number entitled "Any Minute Now", the two dogs await for one another's return, though the cats living with a now-pregnant Vamp convince her that Shady would never come back, whilst the dog who is friends with Shady convinces him that he should stay with them rather than be "stuck" with Vamp and their puppies. Two of her puppies decide to go look for their father, and after being kidnapped by the dog catcher, Shady arrives to save his children. Shady returns them home and reunites with Vamp, choosing to stay with her, but then Vamp informs Shady that there were actually nine other puppies in the litter.
When Homer eventually gets bored with Marge's story, Bart tells the story of Sid and Nancy.

Sid and Nancy

, a young model student, walks into a rock concert by the Sex Pistols with her friend Milhouse, where she is enamored by the eccentric bassist, Sid Vicious. After viewing him throw his bass at a fan at his concert, she decides to go after him. A chocolate dealer, who is in fact an undercover policeman and arrests Nancy's friend shortly afterwards, sells her a chocolate bar which she gives to Sid, who soon begins dating her. As shown in a montage, the two begin having their lives spiraled out of control while gaining a chocolate addiction. Sid soon begins ditching the Sex Pistols, angering lead singer Johnny Rotten and guitarist Steve Jones. Sid arrives in the middle of a performance after a major chocolate spree, and knocks into an amplifier which topples over and crushes their drummer, Paul Cook. Nancy arrives to defend Sid, and informs the Pistols that Sid does not need them, and the two go off trying to sing a soft type of music, performing at CBGB. When they are kicked out for playing music against everything that punk rock represents, the two decide to go back to their addiction and kiss in the alley as garbage rains down on them. Homer wishes everyone a Happy Valentine's Day and to "shut your gob."

Cultural references

This episode was first broadcast in the UK and Ireland on Sky1 on December 21, 2008 at 9.30pm. It was the second episode of The Simpsons to be broadcast after the watershed hour because the adult content was deemed too strong to be shown before then. Particularly in the Sid and Nancy story, where several scenes depict Nelson and Lisa ingesting chocolate as if it were an illegal substance and one scene where Bart repeatedly sings the word "bollocks", and the end of the Bonnie and Clyde story where Homer and Marge are shot countless times and do not bleed or die.
It has since been repeated on Channel 4, where it was heavily edited. The Bonnie and Clyde section ends just as the police begin firing at the car, missing Bonnie's final comments to Clyde. The Shady and the Vamp section cuts the scene where the Goofy-like character enters the gas chamber, although he is seen in the dog pound. The Sid and Nancy section was also edited in a way that was similar to the edits in the Sky1 broadcast.

Reception

7.81 million viewers watched this episode.
Richard Keller of TV Squad enjoyed the episode. He said that, "This time around they seemed to focus on the stories themselves rather than overload them with gags as they tend to do. The result were some pretty nice stories." His favorite was the second story.
Robert Canning of IGN said the episode "left out the fun and funny". Canning said the Bonnie and Clyde segment "Jokes, were far from fast and furious" and that the segment "had no punch". The "Shady and the Vamp" story, "Was what you'd expect, and the lack of surprise made the whole thing quite boring." Canning thought, "The best was saved for last" on Bart's retelling of the Sex Pistols and Sid Vicious. He went on to say, "This segment really did contain the best throwaway gags...But overall, the segment wasn't funny enough to redeem the two bland installments that came before it." Canning gave the episode a 5.5 out of 10.