Kosovo (song)


"Kosovo" is a parody of the Beach Boys hit song "Kokomo". It was produced in 1999 by Seattle radio comedian/radio personality Bob Rivers. Several years later, in 2005, the song gained notoriety after Norwegian soldiers filmed a music video while serving as peacekeepers in Kosovo.

Satirical lyrics

According to Rivers, "...the intent of the song was to mock my own country for its bullying ways around the world. The idea was to point out how casually the U.S. plays World Police. The song takes on the persona of the U.S. government, ridiculing the fact that we push others around without much concern."

We'll kick some ass,
and then we'll see how it goes,
and then we really don't know.
Good luck to Kosovo.

Music video

In May, 2005, a group of Norwegian peacekeepers in Kosovo parodied the music video for "Kokomo," using Rivers' song with their own hand-held video camera footage. In the parody, the soldiers imitate dance moves and scenes from the original music video in desolate war-torn areas around Kosovo. It was widely broadcast in the Balkans, prompting the Norwegian ambassador to formally apologize.
Nicholas Wood of The New York Times wrote,
Rivers stated about the music video, "The song has been stolen...and I wish there were a way to stop it." in 2009, the group Wartist summarized the affair, writing:
The last few seconds of the hand-made video show one of the soldiers being hit by a car, but that has been edited out of many of the video postings. Also, when subtitles were put on the song in Serbia, they mistakenly replaced "Milošević" with the name of a 14th-century Serb hero, Miloš Obilić. The soldiers, the "Shiptare Boys," also known as the "Shqiptare Boys," had all left the Norwegian Army by the time the investigation took place, so no further action was taken.

Lyrics


Croatia, Albania, somewhere near Romania
It's Euro, and NATO, why the hell do we go?
Pristina blew up, huh? Head for Macedonia
I'll race ya...
Somewhere far overseas
There's a place called Kosovo
That's where you don't want to go
If you're Albanian at all.
Protecting human rights,
Air strikes and firefights,
And we'll be dropping our bombs
Wherever Serbian bad guys hide
Just up from Kosovo.
Somalia, Grenada,
Or rescuing Kuwait-a
We screwed ya, Rwanda,
Wish we coulda helped ya
Iraqi embargo - That's where we got hustled
Ooo, so now we're helping out in Kosovo
We'll kick some ass and then we'll see how it goes
And then we really don't know
Good luck to Kosovo
Mi-lo-še-vić
You sorry son of a bitch
Every time we go
To little places like Kosovo
We never really know
What happens after we go
Tough luck for Kosovo
Croatia, Albania, somewhere near Romania
It's Euro, and NATO, why the hell do we go?
Pristina blew up, huh? Head for Macedonia
Oooo from Macedonia down to Kosovo
We'll kick their ass and then we'll see how it goes
And then we really don't know
That sucks for Kosovo!
Somalia, Grenada,
Or rescuing Kuwait-a
We screwed ya, Rwanda,
Wish we coulda helped ya
Iraqi embargo
How it ends we don't know...