Johnny Swank
Johnny Swank was the name of a radio comedy serial produced by Working Dog Productions in 1996 for Australia's Austereo radio network. The show was created by members of The D-Generation. The serial was about a secret agent named Johnny Swank and his sidekick K2.
The show had a different theme song for each day of the week:
Monday
When he walks, you can hear the ladies swoon
He's the man who will save the world from doom
His aim is true, he's got more frequent-flyer points than you,
He drives a '95 Daewoo
Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!
Tuesday
When he walks, all the people stop and stare
He's fastidious, when it comes to underwear
He is not afraid of death, he's a five-star gourmet chef,
He is also somewhat deaf
Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!
Wednesday
He's the man, he's the man for you and me
He's the man, who makes the ladies sing off-key
He's the man we all adore, with chicks he'll always score,
His gun safety is poor
Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!
Thursday
When he walks, you can tell he's one cool cat
With his gun and his... cravat
He knows no fear, he won Lotto last year,
He chucks after just one beer!
Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!
Friday
He's the spy, he's the spy who's suave and brave
He's the spy who wears too much aftershave
He is on the best-dressed list, he's a pilot and linguist,
He is prone to getting pissed!
Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank! Johnny Swank!
