Joey Green
Joey Green is an American author. He has written over fifty books and has been a guest on Good Morning America, The View, The Tonight Show.
He is a former contributing editor to National Lampoon and a former advertising copywriter at J. Walter Thompson. He has also written commercials for Burger King, Disney World, and Eastman Kodak.
He was born in Miami, Florida. He graduated with a BFA from Cornell University in 1980, where he founded the humor publication, The Cornell Lunatic, was political cartoonist for The Cornell Daily Sun, and was a member of the Quill and Dagger society. He has two daughters.Books
- Hellbent on Insanity
- The Unofficial Gilligan's Island Handbook
- The Get Smart Handbook
- The Partridge Family Album
- Polish Your Furniture with Panty Hose
- Hi Bob!
- Selling Out: If Famous Authors Wrote Advertising
- Paint Your House with Powdered Milk
- Wash Your Hair with Whipped Cream
- The Bubble Wrap Book
- Joey Green's Encyclopedia of Offbeat Uses for Brand-Name Products
- The Zen of Oz: Ten Spiritual Lessons from Over the Rainbow
- The Warning Label Book
- Monica Speaks
- The Official Slinky Book
- You Know You've Reached Middle Age If...
- The Mad Scientist Handbook
- Clean Your Clothes with Cheez Whiz
- The Road to Success Is Paved with Failure
- Clean It! FIx It! Eat It!
- Joey Green's Magic Brands
- The Mad Scientist Handbook 2
- Senior Moments
- Jesus and Moses: The Parallel Sayings
- Joey Green's Amazing Kitchen Cures
- Jesus and Muhammad: The Parallel Sayings
- Joey Green's Gardening Magic
- How They Met
- Joey Green's Incredible Country Store
- Potato Radio, Dizzy Dice
- Joey Green's Supermarket Spa
- Weird Christmas
- Contrary to Popular Belief
- Marx & Lennon: the Parallel Sayings
- Joey Green's Rainy Day Magic
- The Jolly President: Or Letters George W. Bush Never Read
- Champagne and Caviar Again?
- Joey Green's Mealtime Magic
- The Bathroom Professor: Philosophy on the Go
- Famous Failures
- Lunacy: The Best of the Cornell Lunatic
- Joey Green's Fix-It Magic
- Too Old for MySpace, Too Young for Medicare
- You Know You Need a Vacation If...
- Sarah Palin's Secret Diary
- Joey Green's Cleaning Magic
- Joey Green's Amazing Pet Cures
- Dumb History
- Joey Green's Kitchen Magic
- The Ultimate Mad Scientist Handbook
- Weird & Wonderful Christmas
- Magic Health Remedies
- Happy Accidents
- Last-Minute Survival Secrets
- Last-Minute Travel Secrets
Television appearances
- The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
- The Rosie O'Donnell Show
- The View
- The Wayne Brady Show
- Good Morning America
- The Other Half
- Extra!
- Dateline NBC
- The Martin Short Show
- Donny & Marie
- Late Night with Conan O'Brien
- Smart Solutions
- Today
- CNN Morning News
- CBS Early Show
- The 700 Club
