I'll Never Heil Again


I'll Never Heil Again is a 1941 short subject directed by Jules White starring American slapstick comedy team The Three Stooges. It is the 56th entry in the series released by Columbia Pictures starring the comedians, who released 190 shorts for the studio between 1934 and 1959.

Plot

A teaser proclaims that all the characthers are fictionious and that anyone resembling them are better off dead. At the estate of King Herman the 6⅞ , the deposed king of Moronica, war profiteers Ixnay, Amscray and Umpchay have decided that they have had enough of Moe Hailstone, the fascist dictator they put in power, and want to help Herman retake the throne. To this end, his daughter, the princess Gilda, threatens to try and assassinate Hailstone using an explosive Number 13 pool ball strategically positioned in Hailstone's billiard table.
Dictator Moe Hailstone of Moronica enjoys a shave, and fights Field Marshal Herring and the Minister of Propaganda for a turkey. The winner of that battle is a portrait of Napoleon who grabs the bird from the bewildered Stooges, before running out of his frame. At a loss, Hailstone starts crying.
Gilda enters, and shows the Stooges a glimpse through a telescope of all three of them on a spit roasting in Hell and starts to place in Hailstone's mind the idea that his allies, the "Axel" partners, are plotting against him. After doing this, she replaces the 13 ball on Hailstone's pool table with the explosive 13 ball and flees as Hailstone begins a pool game with his partners. Throughout the rest of the game, the cue ball inexplicably defies the laws of physics, thereby avoiding the explosive ball by swerving around it and finally jumping over it, colliding with Herring's head.
Later, the Axel partners arrive for a meeting. The partners consist of Chiselini, the Bey of Rum ; an unnamed Japanese delegate ; and an unnamed Russian delegate. As the meeting breaks into chaos following Hailstone's declaration that the world belongs to him, the Stooges go into action on the other delegates and each other. Finally, with all the other Axel delegates defeated, Hailstone orders Herring to surrender the globe they had fought over. Herring, however, refuses to comply and furiously smashes the globe over Hailstone's head, sending him into a temper tantrum. Herring, finally having enough of Hailstone's patronizing antics, yells at Hailstone as he grabs the explosive Number 13 ball and throws it against the floor, blowing up the meeting room upon impact. Herman regains his throne and the trio's taxidermied heads are used as three mounted hunting trophies.

Production notes

I'll Never Heil Again was the first sequel in the Stooge film canon, following the earlier setting in Moronica of You Nazty Spy!. It begins with Moe Hailstone firmly ensconced as the Hitler-like dictator of Moronica. Curly Howard plays Field Marshal Herring, who has so many medals that he wears them on both the front and back of his coat. Larry plays the Minister of Propaganda. Filming commenced on April 15–18, 1941.
The film title is a parody of song title "I'll Never Smile Again", written by Ruth Lowe. It was released by Tommy Dorsey and His Orchestra featuring vocals by Frank Sinatra with The Pied Pipers in 1940. The song reached No. 1 on Billboard for 12 weeks and was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame in 1982.
I'll Never Heil Again marks one of the few times the Stooges break the fourth wall. In one scene, Moe Hailstone is ranting in mock German and Larry is responding in an equally mock Southern accent and Curly says to the camera: "They're nuts." One memorable scene has Hailstone's mustache being ripped off and Hailstone rants: "Give me my personality!"
At one point, Moe says, "Hail, you say!" Adults at the time would have recognized it as a play on the then-popular expression "The hell you say," which of course would never have been permitted by the Production Code.
While filming, devoted family man Moe rushed from the set to his daughter's birthday party in full costume. This caused a few calls to the LAPD. Bystanders reported at what they perceived to be Hitler running red lights in Hollywood.
A colorized version of this film was released in 2007. It was part of the DVD collection entitled Hapless Half-Wits.

Historical notes

The major "Axel" partners shown in the conference room sequence are parodies of the major Axis powers of the time—with two exceptions.
The "Bey of Rum" character is named after bay rum, a type of aftershave/cologne popular during that time, and represents Turkey, which was never a member of the Axis and remained carefully neutral throughout much of World War II. Turkey was once the center of the Ottoman Empire, which was a major part of the Central Powers in World War I, as was the German Empire.
The Soviet Union may have easily been considered a "silent partner" of the Axis at the time. It was never a signatory to the Pact of Steel, and obviously inimical to the Anti-Comintern Pact. Yet its relationships with Nazi Germany were - at least at the surface - more friendly than either country's with the US. The USSR had joined Germany's September 1, 1939, invasion of Poland in mid-September, and the countries had treaties of economic assistance and cooperated in military research. However, just one month before I'll Never Heil Again was released, Germany invaded the Soviet Union.
King Herman the 6⅞ is a caricature of Kaiser Wilhelm II in his appearance and especially his hobby of chopping wood. I'll Never Heil Again was released 5 weeks and 2 days after the real Wilhelm II died in exile.
The conspirators plan to get rid of Hailstone by leaving a hidden bomb in his conference room. Three years after this short was released, there really was such an attempt to kill Hitler.
I'll Never Heil Again premiered in Argentina in February 1942, but it was banned during the governments of Juan Perón because Perón was a sympathizer of the Nazi doctrine.