Mrs. Desiree Carthorse approaches The Goodies as the ideal people to make a clean sex education film about the facts of life. However, she thinks that S-E-X is a sin and does not want the word to be mentioned during the film. The Goodies respond with an absurdly coy film that could not possibly offend anyone, but the use of the word 'gender' in the opening credits disgusts her to such an extent that she refuses to watch the rest of the film and begins legal proceedings, at which point The Goodies learn that her husband "keeps his distance". The Goodies are then publicly attacked by everyone. To improve their image, they abduct a notorious MP and take his place on a chat show. Upon being uncovered, they learn the BBC's policy and are asked to make violent films for the BBC; Tim and Graeme are horrified about this and refuse the request, but Bill decides to do so and releases a string of violent films, including a very violent version of Cinderella, called Sinderella. Tim, Graeme and Mrs Carthorse decide to end Bill's violent programming, but Bill, who has become obsessed with violence, goes on the rampage and wreaks havoc, resulting in the BBC Television Centre being destroyed, leaving "ITV back on top". The absence of the BBC from the airwaves results in a vacuum in Mrs Carthorse's evening activities causes her to ask The Goodies what people do without television. When some romantic encounter is shown her with the aid of a telescope, she rushes through the street demanding that people "Stop it! Stop it!" Afterwards, The Goodies escort three young ladies out from the closet in their office, and then proceed to play chess against them during the closing credits.
Background
Worried about their credibility, The Goodies created this episode with the sole intention of annoying Mrs Whitehouse, who had written to the BBC to praise the team's wholesome family-oriented humour, clearly overlooking the fact that the first episode contained, in the words of Bill Oddie, "drug references, tits and a royal scandal". Tim Brooke-Taylor explains, "We made Mary Whitehouse - we hoped - seem crass, with lines like: Bill: 'What does your husband do?' Mrs Carthorse: 'He keeps his distance.'” According to Brooke-Taylor, Whitehouse did not complain to the BBC about the series until the episode Saturday Night Grease was broadcast in 1980.
