Carpe Dementia

Track listing

1. "Fruit Loops" - 3:01
2. : Parody of "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins
3. : A song about breakfast, especially Froot Loops
4. "Insane and the Brain" - 3:44
5. : Parody of "Insane in the Brain" by Cypress Hill
6. : A song about Animaniacs stars Pinky and the Brain
7. : This track is the same version that appeared on Luke's earlier album, Fanboys 'n Da Hood
8. "Baby Got Brak" - 4:20
9. : Parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot
10. : A song about the cast of Space Ghost Coast to Coast
11. "Bart Simp Sun" - 4:33
12. : Parody of "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden
13. : A song about Sideshow Bob's obsession with the demise of Bart Simpson
14. "Cornholio" - 1:47
15. : Parody of "Macarena" by Los Del Rio
16. : A song about Cornholio, the hyperactive alter-ego of Beavis from Beavis and Butt-head
17. : New studio recording for this album
18. "Hill" - 2:59
19. : Parody of "Hell" by the Squirrel Nut Zippers
20. : A song about the TV show King of the Hill
21. "Kenny Was A Kid From South Park" - 1:39
22. : Parody of "Jerry Was A Race Car Driver" by Primus
23. : A song about the TV show South Park
24. "Macho Man " - 3:09
25. : Parody of "Macho Man" by the Village People
26. : A song about professional wrestling, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage in particular
27. "KramerCostanza" - 3:23
28. : Parody of "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys
29. : A song about the TV show Seinfeld
30. "Titanic Monday" - 3:00
31. : Parody of "Manic Monday" by The Bangles
32. : A song about the movie Titanic
33. : Lead vocals provided by Amy Sienkowski
34. "Back One Week To The Future" - 2:46
35. : Parody of "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies
36. : A song about the Back to the Future movie trilogy
37. "Rocky Horror" - 4:26
38. : Parody of "House Of Horrors" by the Insane Clown Posse
39. : A song about the Rocky Horror Picture Show
40. "Mystery Science Theatre Picture Show" - 4:39
41. : Parody of "Science Fiction/Double Feature" from the Rocky Horror Picture Show
42. : A song about Mystery Science Theater 3000
43. : New studio recording for this album
44. "Men In Black " - 3:20
45. : Parody of "Where It's At" by Beck
46. : A song about the Men In Black series of movies.
47. "You Might Be A Trekkie" - 5:10
48. : Spoken-word parody of the stand-up comedy piece "You Might Be A Redneck If…" by Jeff Foxworthy
49. : About the current state of fandom
50. : Recorded live at Gencon '98 in Milwaukee, WI, on August 8, 1998
51. "What's Up Spock? " - 4:47
52. : Parody of "What's Up Doc? " by Fu-Schnickens with Shaquille O'Neal
53. : A song about the first four live-action Star Trek TV shows
54. "Resistance" - 2:58
55. : Parody of "The Distance" by Cake
56. : A song about the events of
57. : This track is the same version that appeared on Luke's earlier album, Shadows of the Bunghole
58. "Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues" - 2:38
59. : Parody of "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan
60. : A song about the first trilogy of Star Wars movies
61. : New studio recording for this album
62. "Bad, Bad Boba Fett" - 3:05
63. : Parody of "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" by Jim Croce
64. : A song centering on Boba Fett from Star Wars
65. "Y.O.D.A." - 3:48
66. : Parody of "Y.M.C.A." by the Village People
67. : A song about Yoda from Star Wars and the training he gives to Luke Skywalker
68. : New studio recording for this album

21. Baa!
22. Oh, gee, ya think?
23. Anal!
24. Hey! Hey! Where'n the Hell is the God damn buffet at?
25. Heehahoohuh…
26. Congratulations!
27. "Quite A Man For An 'AL' Fan" - 3:09
28. : Parody of "Pretty Fly " by The Offspring
29. : A song about being a hard-core fan of "Weird Al" Yankovic