Canada's Worst Handyman 3
Canada's Worst Handyman 3 was the third season of the Canadian reality TV show Canada's Worst Handyman, which aired on the Discovery Channel. As with previous years, five people, nominated by their family or friends, enter the Handyman Rehabilitation Centre to improve their handyman skills. This year, the Handyman Rehabilitation Centre is located at a 100-year-old mansion located on Bay Street South in Hamilton, Ontario, where the contestants will take charge of renovating one room, as well as a common kitchen and turn the Handyman Rehabilitation Centre into a functional bed and breakfast. Unlike the two previous seasons, however, when the focus was on apartment renovation and shed building, respectively, the focus of this season was on both design and commercial renovation. The filming site was purchased by the production company and sold at the conclusion of the series. As sheds are absent entirely, the entire opening sequence is permanently redone. Producers from the series have claimed that a record 300 applications were received for this season.
Experts
In a change from previous seasons, the experts will also do each and every challenge themselves in a room on the second floor, under identical conditions to the contestants, often before the contestants do the challenge themselves.- Jo Alcorn is an interior designer and former contestant on the fourth season of Designer Superstar Challenge. She has international experience to her credit, having studied in New York City and travelled the world to study architecture and design.
- Geoff Woodmansey is a contractor with over 25 years of residential building experience, having worked in some of Toronto's most exclusive neighborhoods. He is also the host of the Discovery Channel show Junk Raiders.
Contestants
- Joe "The Bullet" Barbaro, a bodybuilder from Barrie, Ontario, is nominated by his sister Rita, who feels that, though he is physically intimidating at the gym, he is psychologically intimidated by handywork.
- Charmaine Flank, a florist from Thunder Bay, Ontario whose favorite renovation tool is a glue gun, is nominated by her daughter Tiina, who has moved out of their family home for safety reasons.
- Desmond "Dez" Nanassy, a recently unemployed lab technician from Woodstock, Ontario, is an ambitious do-it-yourselfer. Unfortunately for wife and nominator Jennie Grevers, the fact that nothing is finished poses a threat to the safety of the children, Holland and Malory, her favourites in their daycare business.
- Terry "Tex" Neves, a seasonal worker from Apple River, Nova Scotia, is nominated by his wife Tara, who wants to ensure that their $16,000 savings for renovation is spent wisely. Tex has a tendency to recycle almost everything; old projects are often dismantled for supplies towards new ones.
- Casey Vinet, a police officer from Abbotsford, British Columbia, is inexperienced with power tools, which has made him the butt of handyman-related jokes at the police station. He is nominated by his wife, Marnie.
Synopsis
Episode 1: Demolition Derby
- Entering the Room: Arriving at the Handyman Rehabilitation Centre, a 100-year-old mansion located on Bay Street South in Hamilton, Ontario, the contestants are randomly assigned rooms. Tex in the green room, Joe in the yellow, Dez in the blue, Charmaine in the orange, and Casey in the pink. After entering the locked doors to their rooms, they have to build an eight-foot-tall stud wall, which is going to be used to frame a closet. Tex is the only one to pass thanks to "Tara's Putty," a mixture of sawdust and glue used to fill in gaps where he fell short. Charmaine, who was the last to enter their room, having been frustrated by the lock, fails due to confusing 8'0" for 80" and giving up after the realization. Joe, Dez and Casey all mismeasured, having forgotten that their top and bottom plates count as part of the eight feet, thus building a stud wall too long, though Joe is the only one to have fixed this after failing the challenge.
- Home Challenge: Prior to entering rehab, the contestants had to build a three-dimensional object at least 40 cm tall which could support their own weight. Though all but Casey chose boxes, Tex is the only one whose box holds up, largely because he had built six sides to everyone else's four. Casey had failed twice in his platform.
- Wall Safes: The contestants are introduced to the judges, who teach them how to install a wall safe by locating two studs and cutting out part of the wall between them. Dez and Casey, having a common wall, choose the same spot and Casey was forced to relocate, but not without accidentally hitting Dez in the helmet with his hammer. The two and Tex eventually fail due to cutting too big of a hole vertically. Joe also relocates, not knowing how to use a stud finder and having abandoned his first choice of location. However, he eventually manages to brute-force his safe in with a mallet. Charmaine gave up on her wall safe.
- Group Challenge: Demolition: After being given a quick lesson on electrical and plumbing, the group must demolish an old bathroom in order to change it into the space for their kitchen. Joe, overzealous with a sledgehammer, manages to raise the ire of Geoff when he takes down a ceiling full of metal studs, who gives him a quick lesson on safety. Meanwhile, Tex is put in charge of both disconnecting the electrical and plumbing, as well as capping it off. When Joe throws out the garbage, Casey takes over with the sledgehammer and manages to knock part of the common wall between the common area and Tex's room down. Though Tex performs his job admirably, the lack of communication between Tex and the others meant that he had to shuttle back and forth between the basement and the common area to get the job done.
Episode 2: Totally Plastered
- Workbenches: Four of the five contestants do not have workbenches at home and Dez destroyed his during the box challenge. Thus, the contestants must build their own benches. Dez, Joe and Casey use chipboard rather than plywood for their tops and all fail due to the tabletop not being sturdy as a result. Charmaine does not finish, while Tex, using pine boards for a top, is the only one to pass.
- The Interview: Wanting to know the experiences of the contestants, Andrew personally asks the contestants whether they have done ten things that every handyman should know prior to rehab. Charmaine and Tex have the most, while Joe is at the bottom, having done only one.
- Plastic Wrap: The contestants must seal their windows in plastic wrap. For Tex, this is all too familiar, as he had done this to his own home and cut his home heating costs in half, and he easily passes. Dez and Joe also pass the challenge, while Charmaine fails due to having dust all over her plastic. Casey fails due to his plastic seal being not tight.
- Drywall: Each room has a hole in the wall and in this challenge, the contestants are to fix them. Charmaine is the first to finish and passes, while the rest fail for different reasons: Tex and Dez had too much water in their plaster mix, Casey had not trimmed his hole down to size, while Joe was caught hammering screws in again.
- Group Challenge: The Wine Rack: After agreeing on the kitchen design and while the nominators are painting their rooms, the contestants must build a piece of furniture for the kitchen. Joe, as foreman, chooses a wine rack, but miscommunication between him and his two teams. Joe's frustrations kick in and when Dez talks behind his back, Joe ejects him from the area, then claims the group challenge will get finished faster if everyone else gets kicked out as well. The project itself is a failure due to the cubbyholes being too large, a failure that Joe readily takes one on the chin.
Episode 3: Shower Stalling
- The Shower: The contestants must remove a sink in their rooms and install shower stalls using a prefab shower kit. Tex is given more time as he has not fully repaired the hole in his wall caused by Casey in the first episode, coincidentally where he plans to have his shower stall. Furthermore, he discovers that he had not properly sealed his copper pipes from the first episode and goes to fix the mistake. Based on the work he had to do, he quits. Joe also quits due to a lack of progress. Charmaine also quits, after difficulties with soldering. Dez accidentally melts the plastic tap connectors, but thanks to Geoff's advice, manages to save his plumbing. He and Casey both finish, but whether they leak is another matter. The next day, because Tex, Joe and Charmaine quit, they fail the leak test. Casey and Dez have leaky plumbing, so they both fail, resulting in a total failure.
- The Shelving: The contestants, after being taught how to use a router to cut a dado in their wood, have to replicate a prototype shelf using pine boards. Casey fails after mismeasuring, while Charmaine's, Tex's and Joe's shelves fail due to the shelves being angled downwards. Dez has a weak shelf, but after some issues with how to assemble his parts, he passes.
- Group Challenge: Drywalls and Floors: After a professional crew installs a subfloor and drywalls one kitchen wall, the contestants, led by Tex, who was given a private lesson on drywalling and flooring by Geoff, are to install tongue-in-groove floors and drywall the other kitchen wall. Charmaine and Joe are to do the drywall, while Casey and Dez install the flooring. Tex is constantly having to stop Dez and Casey from installing the floors upside-down and backwards, while Charmaine and Joe install the drywall vertically instead of horizontally, leading to a structural weakness. Casey and Dez only manage some of the floor, while Charmaine and Joe do not manage to finish plastering.
Episode 4: Shut Your Hole
- Hole in the Floor: In each room, there is a hole in the floor, which the contestants must patch. Dez, calling this the easiest challenge, easily finishes and passes, thanks to two layers of flooring. Tex also passes after some initial mismeasuring trouble. Casey's hole is in an unfinished part of his subfloor and the deceptively simple job of covering the remaining parts gets him suspicious. Despite that, he still passes. Joe and Charmaine fail due to mismeasuring: Joe from cutting a patch too small and Charmaine from not exposing enough of one of the joists so that the patch can be secured.
- Mirrors: Each contestant must hang four IKEA mirrors. Dez, mounting the mirrors on a warped wall, abandons the mounting hardware included with the mirrors and opts for picture hangers. Though the mirrors have a funhouse effect, he is the first to finish, and passes. Tex also passes after some small mounting troubles. Casey also easily passes after much assistance from Marnie. Charmaine can only get one done within the 90 minute time limit.
- The Radiator Box: The contestants must build radiator boxes to cover their radiators. Charmaine is the first to finish and passes, thanks to a hasty build. Tex fails due to his sides being solid rather than a lattice. Joe also fails for the same reason. Casey gives up, while Dez passes after a long battle both with design.
- Group Challenge: The Cabinets: Dez must lead the group into finishing the floor and mount the eight upper cabinets. After having each person assemble one box, Casey and Joe are assigned to finishing the floor, while Dez lets Tex and Charmaine take charge of the wall-mounting brackets. Joe and Dez run into Tex's outward-swinging door as they complete the floor, while Tex and Charmaine manage to mount the eight cabinets, but without securing the cabinets to each other or mounting the cabinet doors. In the end, Dez concedes defeat.
Episode 5: Light-Weights
- Closets: The contestants, using their stud walls from the first day to build their closet. Jo will be assisting Charmaine for this challenge, as Tiina is feeling ill and with the expert's help, she finishes admirably. While Casey uses medium-density fiberboard for their closet exterior, everyone else uses lightweight veneer. Dez's overwhelelming reliance on brackets leads him to mismeasure and fail, while Joe's closet was too wide to accommodate his curtain rod. Casey's closet also fails for making his closet too narrow. Tex, despite cursing a lot, manages to pass the challenge, making a closet that could fit nearly all of the other contestants and nominators inside.
- Wall Sconces: The contestants must install a wall sconce which uses a halogen bulb and stick-on wiring. The kit also comes with written instructions and instructions on DVD. Tex intends to hang his light on his mirrors, but the outlet is dead and he has to wire under his mirrors and over some wainscotting. Reluctantly, he moves his light, but he manages to pass after much effort. Dez manages to pass, though his wiring needs extensive covering as his walls is covered with textured plaster, while Charmaine needs the help of both Jennie and Tiina, who has recovered from her illness, in installing the lightbulb to pass. Casey fails after hanging his sconce upside-down. Joe cuts off the grounding pin to his light and installs his wires backwards. He also refuses to screw in a lightbulb, due to his fear of electrocution. Predictably, he fails.
- Curtains: Perhaps the power tool most misunderstood is the sewing machine. In this challenge, while the nominators do further decoration, the contestants must sew their curtains. Charmaine is no stranger to sewing, easily passing the challenge and helping the others in sewing their curtains while making her own. After Casey gives up on sewing, Marnie uses an iron-on strip as an alternative to sewing. The end result is that even though Casey's curtains are up, he fails the challenge. Tex fails due to mismeasuring his curtains a foot short, while Joe also fails after getting frustrated. Dez also fails in this challenge and for the second time in two days, wonders if he is the worst again for the episode.
- Group Challenge: Floor Counter Tiles: Casey leads the others installing their counters made from floor tiles. However, Casey jumps the gun and proceeds to get Tex and Charmaine tile before sink or stoves holes are cut by Dez. Joe excuses himself from this challenge entirely, believing that it is "women's work," as is practically everything else in life. In the end, Charmaine is fighting the clock in trying to prevent the mortar from setting, while the sink hole is mismeasured due to the cardboard template that comes with the sink being ripped in half as the sink was being unwrapped.
Episode 6: Without a Grout
- The Table: The contestants must build a dining table of their own design. Charmaine's table consists of a tile mosaic and a recycled picture frame. However, due to the tile mosaic being done improperly, she fails. Casey easily fails as well, partly due to dismantling an existing table and then restaining the tabletop. Dez, originally wanting a table 48" high, settles on a table that is mounted to his feature wallpapered wall. His poor choice of paint, as well as mounting the table to the wall, nets a failure. Joe starts the day researching his design on computer and is rewarded with the challenge's only pass despite accidentally drilling through his tabletop at the legs. Tex's table is a wall-mounted folding table under his nude mermaid pinup, with folding legs. However, his plan is too ambitious and the resulting table is too flimsy, earning a failure.
- The Headboard: After being taught how to do a headboard, complete with buttons, the contestants must build one for their rooms. Tex, Dez and Charmaine the foam-padded headboard that was taught for a wooden one. Joe fails due to not having any buttons. Casey also fails due to his headboard lacking a wood backing. Dez's surfboard headboard fails also due to a lack of padding and some sharp edges. Tex's simple rope and wood headboard fails due to mounting his headboard over his wall sconce plug, thus removing the ability to unplug the light. Charmaine's ambitious "musical sign" headboard also fails as she runs out of time.
- Group Challenge: Girls Night Out: Charmaine was disappointed when she was named most improved, which put her in charge of installing the backsplash and grout the counter. Charmaine decides to boot all the men out and get the men to clean her room while she tasks the nominators with the group challenge. Charmaine proves to be a competent leader, planning the tasks thoroughly, delegating well and passing the group challenge. However, Tex and Joe, feeling shunned, plot their revenge.
- Group Challenge: Plumbing: Tex had, in an earlier group challenge, removed the drain and drywalled over it and Charmaine tasks him to hook up the plumbing, while the other three are tasked with installing the cupboard. Tex manages to get the plumbing to work, but does not address the fact that his drain is missing. Meanwhile, the others manage to secure all but two of the cabinets after hacksawing their rails apart.
- The Bannisters: All the bannisters in the house must be replaced, but working with the contestants will be someone other than their own nominators. Tex, with Jennie, is done after 17 minutes and Dez, with Marnie, following soon after. Both pass and the other three fail due to not having removed a filler strip prior to mounting the bannister to a wall that both Tex and Dez had done.
Episode 7: Floored
Original Airdate: June 16, 2008- Floor Coverings: The contestants must install vinyl flooring in the areas near their showers. Tex, realizing that his floor is messed up, tears up his existing subfloor before starting, but makes the mistake of brad nailing wall paneling on his floor and fails as a result. Charmaine also fails due to not addressing the unlevel floor patch from earlier. Casey's liberal use of glue also earns him a fail. Dez makes the mistake of cutting the vinyl backwards and fails by his own accord. Joe, who removed his shower due to it having not fully installed, also fails.
- Carpet: The contestants must install carpeting, including baseboard trim and a threshold where the carpet meets the vinyl flooring. All the contestants mismeasure. Dez, Charmaine and Casey all fail; Dez and Casey from installing their tackless backwards, while Charmaine out of frustration. Joe easily installs the tackless, but he is easily overcome by frustration and admits to failure. Meanwhile, Tex, already delayed by removing the subfloor, inserts brad nails to secure his vinyl flooring and carpet, earning another failure.
- Security Locks: Peepholes and security locks have to be installed. For Tex, it is another delay, as he needs to install a brand-new door after Joe had ripped out the hinges in an earlier group challenge. Dez and Joe have also removed their door in previous challenges. Charmaine and Dez both fail from stripping the screws to their locks, but Charmaine fails while Dez passes their latch. Casey and Joe also pass their latches. As for the peephole, Dez and Tex pass, but the others fail due to damaging the peephole lens with mallets or sledgehammers. Finally, Tex fails to install his door after splitting the doorjambs twice while assembling it.
- Group Challenge: Finishing the Kitchen: Tex is leading the group challenge in a long laundry list of items to finish the kitchen. Dez and Casey finish the cabinets, Charmaine is assigned to paint the kitchen, while Joe works with foreman Tex to connect the sink drains to a line in the basement. However, after five hours of work, which included Casey applying silicone over quarter round baseboards on the kitchen counter, a long laundry list remains.
Episode 8: The Guests Arrive
At the start of the final day, the overnight renovation of the lobby is done by the show crew. At the start of the day, the contestants will have ten hours to finish their rooms, when it is revealed to the contestants that they will be the first customers to Canada's Worst Bed-And-Breakfast, sleeping in the rooms that they have created themselves.- Kitchen Chairs: Each of the contestants must assemble IKEA chairs for the kitchens. Everyone except Joe finishes in less than 40 minutes. Joe's frustrations with Rita leads him to eject her from his room and enlists the help of Charmaine, who only serves to disassemble the front legs and put them backwards. He does not finish in time.
- The Checklist: The contestants must finish any unfinished challenges in the order that they were presented-- either with a "checkmark" for its completion or a cross, meaning "not worth it". Casey starts with fixing his leaking shower by using to a series of tapes, including metal duct tape and electrical tape, while everyone else writes it off. Joe writes off 11 of his 13 jobs, while Charmaine finishes only four of the 13. Tex finishes 9, while Casey and Dez write off only three challenges each. In his spare time, Tex also tries to finish the kitchen plumbing, which, at its completion, he had spent a total of 13 hours on... and it is leaky to boot.
- Group Challenge: Finishing the Kitchen: The kitchen was designed with a $10,000 budget and fortunately, they have finished the kitchen under budget. Dez leads the group in finishing the decorations, while allowing time for everyone to finish their own rooms.