Anti-Assassins


The Anti-Assassins Rugby Union Football team was an invitation team that selected players from the northern counties of England to play friendly charitable matches locally and to go on tour. The team was remodelled in 2004, teaming up with the Wooden Spoon Society to become the Spoon AAs.
The Spoon AAs rugby team continues to play a mixture of traditional fixtures with matches against the Old Boys teams from Sedbergh, Kirkham, Giggleswick and Stonyhurst. Special matches against clubs in the North and other parts of the country are arranged to celebrate Anniversaries and openings etc. The team has recently travelled to Cambridge University, Richmond and Taunton, they have played against the Royal Navy and a British Army team based in Germany, as well as a variety of Sevens tournaments.
Semper Mores Boni, Latin for "good behaviour always", is the motto of the club.

History

The Anti-Assassins was founded in 1950 when three Old Sedberghians, Stewart Faulds, Geoff and Arthur Kenyon, were invited to pick a Northern team to play against the masters and Old Boys of Sedbergh School, Cumbria. This invitation team carried on playing a variety of fixtures, mainly in the North, raising money for established charities, celebrating special club occasions and helping to develop rugby football at leading schools.

Opponents

The A-As have played many clubs locally in the north of England, they have conducted tours within Europe and have been further afield to play matches and 7's tournaments in Australia, Canada, Dubai, East Africa, South Africa, USA and the Caribbean. The A-As were a regular fixture at the Glengarth Sevens at Davenport Rugby Club and won the Davenport plate in 1978.

East Africa tours

1964

The first tour to East Africa by the Anti-Assassins took place in 1964.
DateOppositionLocationResultScore
1964- -Scorpions RFCRFUEA ground, Nairobilost-
1964- - East AfricaRFUEA ground, Nairobiwon0 - 13

1969

The second Anti-Assassins tour to East Africa occurred five years later. .
Stewart Faulds, the founder of the Anti-Assassins, was the 1969 tour manager and in an interview for Rugby World magazine he stated that despite the scorelines, the matches were not as one sided as they may appear on paper; it was not until the end of the second half in many of the matches that the visitors took control. He also stated that the RFUEA's administration and organisation could not be bettered anywhere and suggested that any club that could undertake a similar tour would be ensured a trip of a lifetime.
The matches were very popular attracting crowds never fewer than 1,500 spectators and the last match of the tour against East Africa was watched by nearly 4,000 people.
The player of the tour was the Rugby School former pupil Bill Hartley who scored 22 tries in seven matches playing on the wing. Another standout player was the flanker Stan Purdy. The team was captained by WM Patterson who suffered a concussion in the last game and was replaced by Malcolm Philips.
DateOppositionLocationResultScore
1969- -Kampalawon14 - 37
1969- -West Kenya ProvinceKitalewon18 - 60
1969- -Kenya ClubsNakuruwon3 - 28
1969- -Central Province Nairobiwon15 - 25
1969- -Scorpions RFCRFUEA ground, Nairobiwon14 - 48
1969- -Dar es Salaamwon8 - 30
1969- -Coast ProvinceMombasawon6 - 50
1969- -East AfricaRFUEA ground, Nairobiwon8 - 40

1982

The third East Africa tour was conducted in 1982, though strictly it was a tour of Kenya rather than the whole of East Africa. By playing Kenya on this tour they achieved feat perhaps unrivalled by any club, that of having played all three East African nations and the East African multinational side.
DateOppositionLocationResultScore
1982-05-22Scorpions RFCRFUEA ground, Nairobi-
1982-05-25West Kenya ProvinceNakuru-
1982-05-27Nondescripts RFCParklands Sports Club, Nairobiwon22 - 6
1982-05-29Chairman's XVRFUEA ground, Nairobi-
1982-06-02Mombasa RFCMombasa Sports Club, Mombasa-
1982-06-05RFUEA ground, Nairobi-

1982 Tour party

Notable players

An invitation to represent the A-As has delighted many players, be they just good club men or seasoned Internationals, over the last six decades. Amongst the legion of distinguished players to wear the jersey are:
The Wooden Spoon Anti-Assassins’ membership now includes over 100 internationals and four Past Presidents of the RFU. Bill Beaumont, the Lions Manager in New Zealand in 2005 and recently appointed Vice Chairman of the iRB is one of our members. Malcolm Phillips, President of the RFU in 2005-2006 is the new Wooden Spoon A-As’ President.